Have I ever told anyone how much I love Tamaki~?

[Private; 10% Hackable]
This is just what I needed. I knew I was missing an important love story! Forbidden love~ All the best love stories are about star crossed lovers~ I wonder if she'd be mad if I used her as my inspiration.. Well, she doesn't have to know.

[Private]
This Host Club is perfect for me! Not only can I woo every lovely lady in the school, but I can ask questions about what girls like without seeming too conspicuous.

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I have a question for the girls and guys, I guess of the school. What is your ~*~favorite~*~ type of love stories?

I think I've caught on, finally.

All the girly-looking boys at this school are just trying to trick me into going on dates with them. Well, that's where you're wrong! I'm not gay, and even if I was gay, I'd only be gay for Asuka! He makes a perfect wife as it is.